(Superboy enters Miss Martian and Psimon's mental war)
(laughs)You sound so relieved. Is that mindless creature supposed to save your mind?
(Miss Martian places her forehead on Superboy's and memories start to flash)
(Superboy disappears from Miss Martian's mind)
(it's Miss Martian and Superboy's first day of school and Martian Manhunter, Aqualad, and Red Tornado are seeing them off)
Meet Megan Morse. What's your new name?
I chose the name John Jones for myself, and suggested John Smith for Red Tornado. You could be John, too.
Conner's has always been my favorite name.
(Superboy shrugs)
A last name will also be required.
Oh! In memory of Dr. Fate. The late Kent Nelson.
SSuperboy
Okay. Sure. I guess it would be an honor or something.
Well Conner Kent, time to change your shirt; You don't want to give away your secret identity.
(Superboy takes his shirt off and turns it inside out)
SSuperboy
Will this work?
(blushing) Works for me...
SSuperboy
Wait shouldn't it be Conner Nelson?
(Miss Martian and Superboy leave for school)
(Miss Martian and Superboy are going under at Belle Reve Penitentiary as the Terror Twins, they're currently enroute with Icicle Jr. and Mr Freeze)
Reeks when your dad is the man, you know?
SSuperboy
Believe me, I know.
(to an undercover Superboy) So, tell me about your sister.
SSuperboy
What? She's a pain. Why?
Dude, she's hot. You can't see it 'cause your family. But I look at her and I think, 'That chick gets me.' And really, that's all you need-- someone who sees the psycho that you are and likes you anyway.
SSuperboy
Yeah, you're like, an evil genius.
(Miss Martian was frozen in ice and is now free)
MMiss Maritan
It's pretty cold where I come from. I'll be-
(Superboy kisses Miss Martian. Icicle Jr doesn't know they're both in disguises)
Dude! That's your sister.
(M'Gann and Superboy continue to kiss. M'Gann reveals her true appearance)
What?... Wait. Is she? - And are you?... Oh, Dad's gonna kill me!
(quietly to Batman) Sportsmaster revealed the possibility of a mole within the team. In light of last night's attack, Red Tornado would appear to be the traitor. But whether he betrayed us willingly or was preprogrammed is still...
SSuperboy
(launches himself at Aqualad) YOU KNEW? That android and his maniac family nearly killed M'Gann!
Conner, what are you doing?
SSuperboy
Kaldur knew we had a traitor among us and said nothing!
Miss Martian, I need a telepathic link-up with the entire team, now.
Should he really still be giving us orders, and should YOU really be following them?
Oh good, Aqualad's voice in my head. I've so missed that.
Hey, Kal'dur! KF and I were attacked by giant vultures. 'Course, since we're moles, you probably think we attacked ourselves.
If he did, he wouldn't tell you.
Superboy, are you online, or just pouting?
SSuperboy
(Fighting a giant wolf) Busy. Call back later.
What gets me is how nonchalant is is about not telling us.
He should be chalant. Way chalant. Extremely chalant!
How are we supposed to be a team if he doesn't trust us with his secrets?
Or if Conner doesn't expect us to take care of ourselves?
(To Robin) Did he really think you or I could've been the mole?
We've known each other for years!
Trust is a two-way street!
And you'd know they'd hate it if we kept secrets from them!
Not that we'd ever do that. ever.
Enough!... Captain Marvel has been captured. And we must act as a team to save him!
Heh. Under your leadership? I don't think...
This is not up for debate! You all chose me to lead. When this mission is over, if you wish to select a new leader I will happily step down. But until that time, I am in command here!
SSuperboy
[about a wolf] Can I keep him?
First the sphere, now this beast. Dude, you sure make a habit of collecting strays.
Maybe because he's such a stray himself.
Look, I need to know, why did you keep the mole intel secret?
[pause, everyone stares at Aqualad]
The source of the tip was Sportsmaster.
WHAT? You can't trust him!
I do not. It seemed possible even likely that he was attempting to divide the team with false information.
And given how the mission went, he almost succeeded. But you had to consider it might be true.
Yes, as leader, I did. In which case, I did not wish to alert the traitor.
I hate to say it, but it makes sense.
I am still prepared to step down.
[raising his hand] All in favor of keeping Aqualad as leader.
[everyone raises their hand]
We're not really taking a tour, are we?
SSuperboy
No. We're hunting down that robot.
Wow. Out loud and everything.
I can't tell. Not if you kidnap me.
... Oh, she's going to fit in great.