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S3 E12

You Can't Do That on Television · Season 3, Episode 12

Christine and Unfairy Godmother in “The-Not-So-Fair Show (Justice/Injustice)”

[Takes a fingerful of icing from the chocolate cake before her on the table, then thinks better of it] Oh... no, I can't do it. It's a good thing I stopped myself in time. A little chocolate cake binge would have meant another five pounds. Oh, I wish I was thin!

[A puff of smoke, and the Unfairy Godmother appears]

UGUnfairy Godmother

Sorry, but I had trouble hearing that last part.

I said I wish I was thinner.

UGUnfairy Godmother

Thinner! And so you shall be!

[Another puff of smoke, and Christine is changed into a can of Paint Thinner]

UGUnfairy Godmother

The Unfairy Godmother strikes again! ... Wait a minute, I just thought of something; I was going to paint my gazebo this weekend. [Picks up the can of paint thinner and walks off]

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