[Chris is washing and waxing a car on the highway.]
KIKarate Instructor
Wash on, wash off. Wash on, wash off.
I've seen the movie. This is going to turn me into a big karate champion right?
KIKarate Instructor
No! Turn you into car wash attendant!
...
Wait a minute. Can we stop this scene? That joke was stupid! It didn't have any punchline. Can we do it over?
KIKarate Instructor
No punchline?
No punchline. I already told you! What are you deaf?
KIKarate Instructor
[punches Chris in the face] That was punchline!
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