AAmyas
I dreamed I was adopted!
Oh, no, Amyas, you were just having a nightmare, dear.
AAmyas
No, it wasn't a nightmare. I dreamed I was adopted by a mother who let me stay up late to watch all my favorite TV shows and never fed me liver and brussels sprouts!
You know, Amyas, that's a remarkable coincidence. I, too, had a nightmare.
AAmyas
Really?
Yes, nine years ago - YOU. Good night, dear.
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