Cyndi, were you ever in love?
CCyndi
[sighing] Yes, I was once.
Anyone I know? Tim, maybe?
CCyndi
No, not him. He was a frog.
Cyndi, that's no way to speak of our French-Canadian cousins.
CCyndi
Not one of them - a real frog! I raised him from a tadpole.
Is he still alive?
CCyndi
No... I dissected him in a fit of passion.
[While the girls are talking, Marc, a French Canadian, comes up behind them and listens]
Gross me out! How could you bring yourself to cut up a frog you've known for years?
CCyndi
Aw, come on, frogs aren't human.
MMarc
Any more of this, and we will separate!
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