Xena and Gabrielle in “A Friend in Need, Part 1”

Xena

I mean, Gabrielle, what are we gonna do? Wander around Greece our whole lives looking for trouble? Why don't we go away? Far away? What do ya say?

Gabrielle

I can't believe you're awake, much less listening to me.

Xena

Let's go south to the land of the Pharaohs. I hear they're in need of a girl with a chakram.