Wait! Hold it! [to camera] And now, ladies and gentlemen, a world exclusive -- for the first time anywhere, Xena and Gabrielle reveal the true nature of their relationship. Gabrielle, Xena, are you two lovers?
You want the truth?
That's right, Xena, we want the truth. The whole world wants the truth.
It's like this, technically... [the camera begins to fade in and out and then finally the screen has only two words on it: STAND BY]
What?! It's dead?! The battery! This is the world's greatest story and you're telling me the battery is dead?! I don't believe this! Oh, man!
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