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Xena: Warrior Princess · Season 6, Episode 13

Madam, Ares and others in “You Are There”

MMadam

Calling number 27! One Thor's Hammer! We'll make you feel like the God of Thunder!

Ares

27! Yo, I got 27!

NNigel

Ares, the former God of War!

Ares

No, I'm not … crap! [runs out of the tavern]

NNigel

We found Ares, the former God of War, half naked and stinking of booze in a bordello.

Ares

I'm trying to get laid! I'm not a criminal!

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