Xena: Warrior Princess · Season 5, Episode 4
It's impossible, i cannot be pregnant. If you weren't such a quack,you'd know that getting pregnant requires certain physical requirements that I haven't have for a long time... I'm talking a very long time. no one, zilch, zippo, I'm a love-free zone, therefore it is utterly impossible that I be UP-THE-DUFF! So what's you're diagnosis now?
Mood swings! (Xena lets him go and he falls over)
I thought so!
Women love flowers. Except Xena, yeah, she's the only woman I know who doesn't stop to smell them.
(Scene showing Xena at a flower shop smelling flowers)
You don't have the slighest idea?
No. Look we've been through this a thousand times. I don't.
How could you not know? I just find that hard to believe, you know.
Tell me.
Ares. Maybe he did...a god thing.
No.
OK, fine. When was the last time you saw Hercules?
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