Jimmy Hart, Adonis and others in “Unfinished Business”

And now, here's your host of the Flower Shop, Adorable Adrian!

Ha ha ha ha. Welcome to the highest rated show in television today, the Flower Shop! But unfortunately, unfortunately, my guest, what the hell, Rowdy Roddy Piper. Pretty slow. He needs a weapon.

(Piper coming out with a stick) You're looking very well today. I'd say about a 34B wouldn't you? Wait, wait, wait! I did not come here to cause trouble Pinky. No, I did not come here to insult you and tell you that you look like you need the home pregnancy test. I did not come here for that. No! No sir, I came here for a reason. I've got something for you. I have here statistics of the WWF ratings and if you gentlemen and you too Adrian wouldn't mind, I would love to read them for you. We have viewers watching us right now, seven million men, six--

The Flower Shop. Go on.

Six million women--

Greatest show on Earth.

3.8 million teenagers, a total of over two hundred television stations.

The Flower Shop! The Flower Shop!

Twenty million people a week watch this.

The Flower Shop! Come on, come on, say it!

The first thirty five minutes of the program is watched by the total audience.

Come on, the Flower Shop! Come on! Come on!

There is something about the Flower Shop, there is. It says right here that around the thirty-five minute mark comes the Flower Shop and it has been the number one rated for constipation in the world because everybody is in the bathroom! And not only that, I got this for you! (hands a telegram to Jimmy Hart)

Read that!

(reading) "The World Wrestling Federation television network please advise that the Flower Shop will not be presented next week in order that we may present a return of Piper's Pit"!!!