Vince McMahon in “Unfinished Business”

Vince McMahon

All right, don't start that crap! I'LL WALK RIGHT OUT OF HERE! Last week, my daughter, Stephanie, said she had a, a big surprise for everybody on SmackDown!. Boy did she ever, that was a whopper. Stephanie announced the return of Hulk Hogan. [crowd cheers] I know that uh, a lot of you people were surprised and certainly, I was surprised as well because all of a sudden, there I found myself in the ring, standing next to the Hulkster himself. [crowd cheers] Even though I could tell that Hulk Hogan was intimidated by my presence, I tried to be nice to him. Although quite frankly, I made a statement that may have been a bit inaccurate. [crowd chants "Asshole"] And I would appreciate it if you people would be nice to me. Last week, I explained to Hogan that I thought Hulkamania was a lot like the recently departed Al Wilson, that they were both dead. All right. I was wrong. How do you like that? Hulkamania's not dead. [crowd cheers] But I think most of you would agree with me, my personal assessment of Hulkamania, even though it's not dead, Hulkamania is on life support. [crowd boos] And it is because of each and every one of you, that Hulkamania still lives, is because each and every one of you, who blow your hot air into the respirator of Hulkamania that keeps Hulk Hogan's lifeless body alive! [crowd cheers] But you know, you people don't know who you're cheering for, you don't know Hogan. You don't know him like I know him. Let me tell you that. I know Hulk Hogan better than anyone alive. As a businessman, Hogan is a cold, calculating, manipulative, man-eating predator. But as a human being, as a human being, Hogan is a depraved, twisted, blood-sucking bottom feeder. [crowd boos] Hogan is so practiced in the art of deception, that you people actually believe in him. [crowd cheers and chants "Hogan"] I don't get it, I, I don't understand it. I, I don't get it, I don't get the red and the yellow. I, I don't understand that. I don't get the, the training and taking your vitamins and saying your prayers and all that crap. I don't get this "Hulkamania will live forever" stuff. I'm sorry, I don't get it. See, Hulkamania may still be barely alive, but mark my words, I, Vincent Kennedy McMahon, I will kill it. [crowd boos] You people are so gullible. Hogan himself doesn't believe what he said. He didn't believe that crap! And neither should you! [crowd chants "Asshole"] Listen, Hogan, Hogan owes me. [points to the audience] Each and every one of you people, you owe me as well. I created Hulkamania! You people owe me. Hogan owes me! How, how dare Hulk Hogan, last week to walk into my ring? How dare Hulk Hogan to challenge me to a match? [crowd cheers] How dare Hulk Hogan strike me down with a sucker punch? [crowd cheers] And how dare each and every one of you cheering Hogan on supporting him for doing it? [crowd cheers, then chants "Hogan"] All right, Hogan. Hogan wants an answer to his challenge to me? You people want an answer from me as it relates to Hogan's challenge? [crowd cheers] Well I'll tell you the way it's gonna go down. There's no way out for the Hulkster. No no. There's no way out. Because at No Way Out, in one corner, you'll have Hulk Hogan and all his Hulkamaniacs. [crowd cheers] By God, in the other corner, you'll have none other than...The Rock! [crowd cheers] So, what ya gonna do, Hulk Hogan? What ya gonna do, Hulkster? What ya gonna do at No Way Out when The Rock runs wild on you?