Take a note, America. This is the response that you give to a superstar like me! [crowd cheers]
Look at all the signs. They're on their feet!
Now I know that you all know about the draft lottery next week. [crowd chants "Christian"]
Lottery starts next week. Gonna last, it's gonna last a month?
Yes sir.
Gosh.
And I've been looking over the SmackDown! roster, and it seems to me that they're missing, they're missing something.
Missing something?
Check it out. They've got Americans. [crowd boos] They've got Mexicans. [crowd boos] They've got Japanese. [crowd boos] They've got Frenchmen. [crowd boos] They've got a giant. [crowd boos] They've got a st, st, stutterer. [crowd boos] They've got a dead man. [crowd boos] They've got a rapping, hip hop poser champion. [crowd boos]
These Canadians don't like anybody.
That couldn't make me say "I quit" even if he forced me to listen to his lame-ass CD, John Cena!
That's a good one.
But what they're missing, what they don't have is a Canadian! [crowd cheers]
You realize that?
A Canadian that would kick the holy living hell out of anybody on SmackDown!. So after next week, either I stay here on Raw, or SmackDown! will be getting an injection of the three C's. Charisma, Canada, [slaps his chest] and Christian!
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