[After JR announces an exclusive interview by Jerry Lawler on Paul Bearer, nobody notices the camera still on and the King is very inquisitive about Kane]
I told you about it. You hear what I told him. I told the world he's my son. He is my son Jerry, it's that simple.
Cmon, so you're telling me-
He's my son!
You're telling me-
You don't believe me?
You're telling me, you're telling me you nailed the Undertaker's mother.
Well, I nailed - nailed - I [Lawler scoffs] Okay.
Tell me how that...
Jerry, can I trust you?
I'll tell nobody.
I was 19 years old and I was present at the funeral home. I went out on Tuesday nights to the wrestling matches like I always do with my friends, had a few beers. Coming to the funeral home, there she was in this little titty outfit. I've never been [Lawler begins to laugh] don't tell nobody. I've never been with a woman before at that point. I wasn't fat like I am now, in fact Jerry I was kinda [fixes up tie] studly.
Oh yeah right?
I was! Anyway, I come through the door and... she took me right there! Right there!
Wait where, on the embalming table or something?
No no, in the kitchen floor.
Oh no!
Yeah, in the kitchen floor of the [slaps thigh] funeral home.
[starts to giggle and laugh] Paul Bearer slips the salami to the Undertaker's mother on the kitchen floor.
In the kitchen floor in the apartment of the funeral home.
Swear to God.
I swear. It's the gospel truth. That's the way it happened. She took me, an innocent 19-year-old boy, as I lost my virginity to her. [as Lawler laughs] It's true!
Paul Bearer buries his bologna in the Undertaker's mother.
She was a moaning, and a groanin, and screamin'... and I heard some little feet coming down the stairs. It's a good thing I got up, 'cause it was little Taker coming down the stairs. Stopped me just in time, [Lawler laughs] and if he did took two more steps, he'd have seen his momma's feet, one was in New York, the other was in LA!!! [they laugh as Bearer kicks his legs in delight]
Can you imagine if little Undertaker had come in and seen Paul Bearer and his mother bumping uglies?
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