Mankind and Jim Ross in “Unfinished Business”

I knew I wasn't ready to be Dude Love yet. I never wanted to be Cactus Jack. I figured, "Here is a horrible name for a horrible wrestler. And by golly, as soon as I get the ability, then I'll get that heart-shaped tattoo on my chest. I'll put those ear rings in, and I'm gonna get the girls." And it never really worked out that way, did it, Jimmy?

Jim Ross

Not quite.

I guess nature didn't cooperate with me. Cactus Jack was supposed to be around for three months... he stayed for eleven years.