You have to pin Mo because Mabel is so fat, you try to cover him and your ears pop.
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
TTodd
Obviously, Yokozuna is still the Champion, but he was down, laying in that ring. You gotta admit that.
JCJim Cornette
Who's got the belt? Who's still the Champion? That's all you need to know, Petting Zoo! Let me tell you something right now! Lex Luger, you thought you had everything well in hand, just like a purring kitten. But you found out, in the immortal words of the great poet and philosopher Ian Anderson, "he who made kittens, put snakes in the grass."
And I thought Mr. Perfect did a wonderful job officiating. I thought he was fair and square and right down the middle. Remember, the special referees were agreed upon by both parties, Luger.
Now as to Bret Hart, let me explain something to you, punk! It's no longer a question of whether you're gonna come out of this match with the World Wrestling Federation Title. No, it's a question of whether you're gonna come out of this match with your health, your body, and your career intact. Because you've gotta get in that ring, Bret Hart, and you've gotta think to yourself, you've gotta have the pain, the agony, the degradation, the humiliation of being beaten by your own brother on worldwide pay-per-view, all that running through your mind. And you've gotta have the pain of that knee—don't think we didn't notice it—the pain of that knee that you injured—who knows how badly—coursing through your body, affecting your judgment, clouding your instincts.
So Bret Hart, you are going to have to come to terms with, you are going to have to deal with the fact that it's no longer a matter of you trying to win the title; it's a matter of you trying to keep yourself in one piece when you climb in the ring and you look into the eyes of the monster: the most powerful, the most intimidating, the most dominant force that's ever existed in wrestling history - the Great, Mighty Yokozuna, still the World Wrestling Federation Champion.
So Bret Hart, you talk about waking a sleeping giant? He's not only awake; but he's mad, he's enraged, he's furious, and he's hungry! He's hungry and he wants to be fed! And Bret Hart, he's going be the shark, the wrestling ring's gonna be the ocean, and you, Bret Hart, are going to be the blood poured into the water that kicks off the feeding frenzy! He's going to chew you up and spit you out, Hart! And your career may be over at the biggest WrestleMania of all-time. I can't wait to see it happen!
YYokozuna
Sou desu ne...BANZAI!
[ Razor Ramon walks under a ladder as he comes to the ring for his ladder match]
Did you see what he just did?
That's bad luck!
Well, you can bet he did it for a reason-
Yeah! He's stupid!
Would you walk under a ladder, McMahon? Would you break a mirror? Well, with your face you might break a mirror...
[as Yokozuna prepares a Banzai Drop on Bret Hart] Yokozuna's going up. Bret Hart is not moving. [Yokozuna loses his balance and falls off the rope, Bret getting away just in time] Wait a minute, he's losing his balance! He just lost his balance on the rope!
What?! He's hit his head!
[Bret crawls to Yokozuna and covers him as Piper counts] 1, 2, 3!
No! No! No way!
[Piper puts the belt on Bret and points down]
We have a new champion!
No way!
Yokozuna can't believe it.
BBurt
The winner of the bout and new World Wrestling Federation Champion: Bret "The Hitman" Hart!
They have seen a new World Wrestling Federation Champion crowned!
No!
We are witnessing, ladies and gentlemen, a brand new era! We are witnessing the blastoff of the next decade in the World Wrestling Federation!
NTNicholas Turturro
Bob?
BBBob Backlund
What's the meaning of this intrusion?! That's what's wrong with America today! You people with cameras! You think you can intrude on anybody at anytime!
NNicholas
Bob, I'm sorry. I was just trying to find out about Pamela Anderson. She's been missing. Sorry to bother...
BBob
Who?
NNicholas
Pamela Anderson.
BBob
Who's Pamela Anderson?!
JTJonathan Taylor Thomas
[making his move] Mr. Backlund, check and mate, thank you.
BBob
That's what's wrong with society today! All these young people taking advantage of their elders and showing no respect! Who's the 34th President of the United States?!
JJonathan
Eisenhower.
BBob
What's the capitol of Honduras?!
JJonathan
Tegucigapla. [sic]
BBob
Who's the chief justice of the United States Supreme Court?!
JJonathan
William Rehnquist.
BBob
That's what's wrong with the world!!! They think they know it all!!!
[as he watches Undertaker enter the arena] The Undertaker, a man who has never lost at WrestleMania!
[As Bam Bam Bigelow has Lawrence Taylor in a Boston Crab]
A Boston Crab on a New York Giant. I love it!
DDiesel
I'm the shit, man! I'm telling ya!
Shawn Michaels won five Slammy Awards last night.
I heard he dedicated one of those Slammys to Jose Lothario.
That's right.
I bet you'll probally see it in a pawn shop in Tijuana tomorrow.
[Explaining the rules of the Ironman match]
EHEarl Hebner
Gentlemen, this match is for the World Wrestling Federation Championship. This is an Iron Man match. You will be wrestling for 60 minutes.
Wow.
HHebner
The man who wins the most decisions will be declared the winner and the World Wrestling Federation Champion.
[referring to Bret Hart giving a thumbs-up approval to a fan] The Hitman's cool.
HHebner
A decision can be earned by a pinfall, a submission, a countout, or a disqualification. You MUST... must break on the count of 4; I will disqualify you on the count of 5. If you leave the ring, or if you're thrown out, you have a 10-count to return, or you'll be counted out. Do you gentlemen both understand the rules?
[Bret Hart winks at someone, then both nod their heads] Oh, the Hitman, ever confident.
HHebner
Are there any questions?
[Both shake their heads "no"] No questions from either individual.
HHebner
Good luck to both of you.
[After the 60 minute time limit has expired, ring announcer Howard Finkel announces that the match must continue.]
[Bret Hart exits the ring after retrieving his championship belt]
Ladies and gentleman, may I have your attention, please. The 60 minute time limit has expired. However, this match has been ordered to continue...
[Bret Hart looks back to the ring in disbelief, yelling: "Why?"]
...under sudden death rules. There must be a winner.
It's not over! This capacity crowd buzzing. They've never seen anything quite like this, and you would only see it in the WWF... [Shawn Michaels loads up his boot...] Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Michaels steps - [and hits Sweet Chin Music on Bret Hart] he got it! He got all of it! Michaels got ALL OF IT! [Michaels pins Hart] MICHAELS WITH A COVER! [counting along with Earl Hebner] ONE, TWO, YES!
No!
Ladies and Gentlemen, the winner of this bout, and NEW World Wrestling Federation Champion: "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels!
[moments later, as Shawn is awarded the WWF title] The boyhood dream has come true for Shawn Michaels.
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