Well then, I say, let’s get this party started! But first, I’d like to announce the grand prize. The student who earns the most points at the end of the day will win-- THIS! Authentic, super-deluxe teacher-only magic markers! Woo! [She pulls a package of magic markers from inside the trophy, and holds them up. Becky's eyes light up.]
[sighs] Only the teachers get those! Think of all the beautiful words I could write!
That’s the prize? You expect me to slave away in the direct sunlight to win some magical ink pens? [raises his hand] Mrs. Ripley? I- I’m afraid I’m unable to participate in your day of silly games. [He starts to walk away, but she jumps in front of him.]
Unable to participate? What’s the matter?
Uh… side ache. Yes, oh, my side. It aches.
Ohhh, I’m so sorry! Go to the nurse’s office immediately!
What’s the matter, Tobey? Afraid you won’t win?
What? O- Of course I can win if I wanted to, I just don’t want to.
It’s okay if you don’t win, you know. I’m just looking forward to having a good time with my friends.
Yeah, don’t be afraid. Just playing the games is fun.
I’m in it for the markers.
Well, thank you all for sharing! Now before I go, let me assure you I am stronger, faster, and just generally better than all of you. I have the agility of a cougar and the strength of a lion, goodbye. [As he walks off, he trips on something and hits the ground. The kids laugh, causing him to get angry.] Fine. I’ll take part in the competition, but mark my words, I’m going to win those markers, not because I want them, but to show you that I, Tobey, am a winner! Ha-ha-ha-ha! And-- I’ll be right back.
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