(Two cows, a small white one and a large black one, are grazing in a field)
MMilana
Who would win in a knife fight between these two cows.
JJohn
Obviously blackie would.
MMilana
Is that a metaphor for our society?
S1 E5Nature
S1 E6History
N2Number 2
Aww come on Chauncy, just give me a real chance!
Chance?! You had your chance and you gobbled its balls!
S1 E7Health
HHim
Him must now eat your brains! Brains! Brains! BRAINS!
HHim
Don't worry, Him get rid of sores.
(Eats one of Wordsworth's sores)
WWordsworth
Him! Those are contagious.
HHim
Contagiously delicious.
Say, I'm going to be dead tomorrow cause I smoke.
SSmoker
I hope so. I hate this life.
CSCooties Spokesman
Cooties will turn your brain into mush (cooties...), your nipples into lips :(will...), and your dreams into screams (totally kill you, dude...).
CSCooties Spokesman
Cooties may not be fatal or deadly, but then again, it will kill you.
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