Chauncey quotes from Wonder Showzen

Chauncey

Hey brothers and sisters, it's your friendly neighborhood hippie here with a message of peace. We can stop this knife-fight if we all join hands and visualize a big hug in the sky.

Chauncey

This isn't gonna be easy to say but: we all hate you, and we think you're a stupid bitch!

Chauncey

It's called tough love, you dumb slut.

Chauncey

I'm gonna' kill you Middle America, when you most expect it! I'm gonna' cut the brakes on your balloon!

Chauncey

We're broker than a two-cent nickel up a hobo's dumper.

Mr. Chauncey, we have to ask God to put the Earth back together.

Chauncey

Ask God? Well Thats a great idea, only one problem, the chump ain't real!

Well we can't ask God for help unless you believe in God.

Chauncey

Well I can't just magically believe in something that I don't believe in.

Of course you can, Chauncey."

Chauncey

You mean, if I pretend hard enough I'll believe?

All you gotta do is pretend to believe, prove to yourself its okay to deceive. Just tell your mind to lie to your soul and let the fright of god take control. 'Cause, All you gotta do is pretend to believe and you'll meet God up in heaven.

Chauncey

We're gonna be rich.

Chicken rich.

Aww come on Chauncy, just give me a real chance!

Chauncey

Chance?! You had your chance and you gobbled its balls!

Today's Wonder Showzen is brought to you by Time, Ching-Chong-China, and 'IT'.

I like totally love you!

Me so wet!

Watch me go teabag that Pterodactyl over there.

What a cool Chauncey.

What about happy ending?

Chauncey

Oh, I'm gonna get a happy ending, alright: all over my own face!

Chauncey

These genital-fumes are like . . . twa.

It like, why we here are Earth, man?

This is the Chernobyl of TV shows.

Chauncey

Only with less laughs.