Today’s very special Wonder Showzen is brought to you by the Letter P, Wind In A Can, and broadcast in Victim Vision. When you hear the (victim...), strap on your... *terrified screams
S2 E1Body
This isn't gonna be easy to say but: we all hate you, and we think you're a stupid bitch!
It's called tough love, you dumb slut.
What did you do with that bowl of soup.
WWoman
Bowl of soup?
The one you got free with that haircut.
Fifteen girls? Somewhere, fifteen frat guys are missing their punching bags.
S2 E2Time
Today's Wonder Showzen is brought to you by Time, Ching-Chong-China, and 'IT'.
SShtugar
I like totally love you!
HHim
Me so wet!
FCFuture Chauncey
Watch me go teabag that Pterodactyl over there.
WWordsworth
What a cool Chauncey.
CWChinese Waiter
What about happy ending?
Oh, I'm gonna get a happy ending, alright: all over my own face!
S2 E3Knowledge
I'm gonna' kill you Middle America, when you most expect it! I'm gonna' cut the brakes on your balloon!
I would like to ask you some test marketing type questions.
TMTest-Marketer
Okay.
Would you strongly disagree, slightly disagree, or only disagree with this sentence?
TMTest-Marketer
(confused) Strongly disagree.
(High on fumes)
These genital-fumes are like . . . twa.
HHim
It like, why we here are Earth, man?
S2 E4Justice
NNarrator
The strong shall devour the meek's reward!
S2 E5Science
Today's Wonder Showzen is brought to you by Science, the Inner Child, and 'Bring Your Slaughter To Work' Day.
VVoice
[singing] Be a man and rise from your grave, 'cause death is for babies.
Girls! We work hard too!
Girls, can work just like you!
Oh, girls can do anything guys can do!
Girls are doin' it, and doin' it, and doin' it, and doin' it, and doin' it, and doin' it, and doin' it.
A girl could even sing this...
YGYoung Girl
Song...
S2 E6Cooperation
This is the Chernobyl of TV shows.
Only with less laughs.
WSWonder Showzen Kid
(during apocalypse video) It's so quiet. I guess we did it, we achieved world peace! YAYYYYYYY!
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