Wonder Showzen quotes

Who would win in a knife fight between these two cows.

Obviously blackie would.

Is that a metaphor for our society?

Aww come on Chauncy, just give me a real chance!

Chauncey

Chance?! You had your chance and you gobbled its balls!

Him must now eat your brains! Brains! Brains! BRAINS!

Don't worry, Him get rid of sores.

Him! Those are contagious.

Contagiously delicious.

Say, I'm going to be dead tomorrow cause I smoke.

I hope so. I hate this life.

Cooties will turn your brain into mush (cooties...), your nipples into lips :(will...), and your dreams into screams (totally kill you, dude...).

Cooties may not be fatal or deadly, but then again, it will kill you.

Today’s very special Wonder Showzen is brought to you by the Letter P, Wind In A Can, and broadcast in Victim Vision. When you hear the (victim...), strap on your... *terrified screams

Chauncey

This isn't gonna be easy to say but: we all hate you, and we think you're a stupid bitch!

Chauncey

It's called tough love, you dumb slut.

What did you do with that bowl of soup.

Bowl of soup?

The one you got free with that haircut.

Fifteen girls? Somewhere, fifteen frat guys are missing their punching bags.

Today's Wonder Showzen is brought to you by Time, Ching-Chong-China, and 'IT'.

I like totally love you!

Me so wet!

Watch me go teabag that Pterodactyl over there.

What a cool Chauncey.

What about happy ending?

Chauncey

Oh, I'm gonna get a happy ending, alright: all over my own face!

Chauncey

I'm gonna' kill you Middle America, when you most expect it! I'm gonna' cut the brakes on your balloon!

I would like to ask you some test marketing type questions.

Okay.

Would you strongly disagree, slightly disagree, or only disagree with this sentence?

(confused) Strongly disagree.