All right fellow babies, that was the Doors, and this is sort of Johnny Fever, kind of Doctor. And after [slurs] nine drinks, Venus Flytrap is catatonic, and I myself have personally just seen a giant pig. He is currently painting the walls of our lobby.
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He is obviously drunk, ladies and gentlemen.
Yes, he is, and I'm not feeling badly myself.
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