Alex, Reporter and others in “Unfinished Business”

Alex

Attention! Attention everyone! Listen, I know you're all here because I told you that Lady GaGa would be on a motorcycle jumping over a shark tank (Mason makes hand gestures and whooshing sounds) Yes, okay but that was just a front to get you here. There's something much more important.

What can be more important than GaGa?

Alex

The government has unfairly taken an entire population of Wizards hostage. I know because I'm a wizard too.

Mason

(makes "Ta-da! Here she is!" gesture)