Somebody took the Russo's! I think they're from the government.
Oh my. I'll get Professor Crumbs. He'll know what to do! (thinks for a minute) Well, he might not, but at least I'll look like a hero for notifying him!
Wha-Wait! What should I do while you're gone?
Just stay here. That's what heroes say. I'll be back in a jiffy. [walks into the portal]
[once Mason is gone] What kind of hero says 'jiffy'?
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