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Wizards of Waverly Place · Season 1, Episode 15

Mom and Max in “Unfinished Business”

MMom

I'm a bit of a practical joker myself.

Really?

MMom

Yeah I've played a lot of jokes on your father over the years

Like what?

MMom

Well like, wadding up his clothes so they get all wrinkled. (laughs) Or putting a sign on his back that says something hilarious... like umm.. "My knees hurt in the morning." (laughs) or or umm..."I could use a good shower." (laughs harder)

Mom, those are the worse practical jokes I've ever heard.

MMom

What?! Maybe you just don't understand them the note says "My knees hurt in the morning." (laughing) That way when people read it they'll think he's a stinky geezer. (laughs hysterically while jumping up and down) (she looks at Max's expressionless face)

MMom

Don't you get it? You don't get it?

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