Why is it that no one in a walkup ever lives on the first two floors?
Vampires.
Really?
Yeah, they have all the lower apartments all to themselves.
No direct sunlight, right?
Exactly. Plus, they live to be 106 years old, so the apartments never turn around.
Oh, that's good to know.
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