Wilfred · Season 1
May I speak with you? Privately.
Anything you wanna say to me, you can say in front of Bear.
Okay. So, last night at Beth's...
Woah! Let's take it upstairs. Not cool, dude!
You said I could say anything. I assumed it was an open relationship.
It is! But Bear doesn't know that!
"Anger as soon as fed is dead -- tis starving makes it fat." - Emily Dickinson
Sneakers is no one huh? Do you usually buy priceless jewelry for no one? Imitation, colored glass. Plastic painted to look like metal. This isn't some cheap made in China knock-off. This is made in Taiwan. You bastard! Keeping another dog on the side are ya?
Ryan, anger is like herpes. You're not meant to keep it to yourself.
Ryan, remember when I told you a few weeks ago that you are a total pussy? Well I just wanted to apologize for not emphasizing that enough.
"Make no judgements where you have no compassion." - Anne McCaffrey
I'm not crazy!
Said the man to the dog.
You son of a bitch!
How is that an insult? I've never understood that.
Eat shit! Eat shit!
Again, your tone says insult, but what I'm hearing is a tempting offer.
Do you know what this is?
Let me guess, the length of my dick?
No, it's the amount of compassion you've shown towards your mum...and the length of your dick. They happened to be equal in this case. It doesn't happen often, but it's pretty cool when this shit lines up.
For a guy who once tried to kill himself, you don't have a whole lot of compassion.
"Isolation is a self-defeating dream." - Carlos Salinas de Gortari
Turn your back on the pack, and the pack will turn on you. Any dog would tell you that.
I would never..
Never what? Shit in your neighbor's boot? Have sex with a stuffed giraffe in front of a small child? You'd be surprised what we're capable of once we put our mind to it.
Our mind?
[about Trashface] He got what he wanted.
To be remembered as a dead homeless junkie who stole their stuff?
Exactly. To be remembered.
These quotes come from Wikiquote's Wilfred pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.
