[to Sasha] Were those free with the tummy tuck and the lipo?
S1 E3Mothers
The good news is I'm hosting a little soiree at my place tomorrow. Cocktails, swimming, hotties...
Whoo! Three of our favorite things.
What about Dani?
We can only hope her dark master calls her back to hell.
DDanni
All work and no sex make Danni a dull girl.
Girl, does your daddy even know where you are?
S1 E4Guilty
How is everything?
Great thanks, I'll meet you at the car.
Here you go, keep the change.
Whats this?
A tip.
Five dollars is a tip this is something different.
Yeah payment for the grief and the three dinners my sister sent back.
I'll get the change.
What's she doing here?
Waiting tables. Trying to decide whether to spit or put a dead cockroach in your salad.
I just wanna know what's in his [Matt's] mind.
CCharlie
She's probably blonde and naked.
S1 E5The Claiming Race
So, you didn't want to?
No, you didn't.
What's the big deal? Go to a club. Spend some time together. Friends plus benefits.
I don't know.
One night of fun and romance. I guarantee you'll be back for more, and if not, no hard feelings.
Pick me up at 8:30.
So, back home to the wicked stepsisters?
Huh, not even.
Well just so you know, I put the claim in on Wildfire before we went out. Come on. Tell me I'm a great guy.
Yeah, you were a great guy...today.[Leans over and kisses him]
[to Jean] If Wildfire goes, I'm gonna follow.
[referring to Wildfire] He's counter-suggestive.
S1 E7The Track
[to Kris] Ya know, I always thought my brother was a superficial dork. At least he's not superficial. He's a good guy.
You can't fake a mother like that.
EEly
Pay up today or something's gonna happen.
What's that supposed to mean?
EEly
I think you already know.
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