Dani Davis Yerger quotes from Wildfire

Dani

[to Sasha] Were those free with the tummy tuck and the lipo?

Dani

[to Kris] Ya know, I always thought my brother was a superficial dork. At least he's not superficial. He's a good guy.

Dani

[to Evan] It's weird... I know more about this horse's mother than my own mother.

Dani

[to Junior] I just wanted someone... I could talk to... Of course, that's just stupid.

Dani

[to Isabelle] Are you my mother?

Dani

So is this what you mean by trying it without the Porsche?

Dani

Don't you dare!

Junior

Or, you can call this whole thing with Kris an unfortunate misunderstanding.

Dani

I hate you.

Junior

I knew you'd understand.

Dani

What's she doing here?

Junior

Waiting tables. Trying to decide whether to spit or put a dead cockroach in your salad.

Dani

Give me the phone or I'll post your PSAT scores on my blog.

Junior

What were they again?

Dani

490 Math, 550 Verbal.

Dani

What sport do you play?

I don't know, is calculus a sport?

Matt

Who's Luke Perry?

Dani

He was in the The Breakfast Club.

Matt

Oh.

Dani

Or was itAerosmith.

I think this is about something else.

Dani

All right. Like what?

You freaking out that your mother isn't a princess from Barcelona.

Dani

What'd you do, take a freakin' Tom Cruise pill?

Junior

Sorry, blame it on her. [pointing to Kris]

Dani

I'm going to find my mother. I don't care that you sent your lawyer to intimidate me into not looking for her. Did you forget about that? I didn't.

Dani we have a guest.

Dani

Oh. This isn't a good time? Because I've been waiting two weeks and you haven't said a word.