Junior Davis Yerger quotes from Wildfire

Junior

You are such a psycho, if he were so in love with you he wouldn't have dumped you.

Junior

[to Matt] It takes a good son like you to enjoy wearing such a tight leash.

Junior

You love horses, Paris Hilton loves posing nude with small dogs.

Junior

[to Kris] Welcome to the Davis "Family Circus."

Junior

[After kissing Kris] I miss you. Come over to my house for dinner. [Kris looks shocked] Ok. I'll see you at seven then. [Leans over and kisses her]

Junior

I want you to know that I'm an honorable man. I could've just waited five minutes and you would've been entirely...

Kris

Go home. If Pablo sees you...

Junior

Pablo's in his house. His light is on. I can see him from here.

Kris

What are you doing here?

Junior

I thought you'd might like to go to a hottub party with us.

Kris

Thanks. I don't have a suit.

Junior

Who said anything about suits?

Kris

Cute. I don't think so.

Junior

You're right. I'd rather be alone with you anyway.

Dani

Don't you dare!

Junior

Or, you can call this whole thing with Kris an unfortunate misunderstanding.

Dani

I hate you.

Junior

I knew you'd understand.

Kris

Can you two stop it? Don't you get it, they could stick me with another parole violation and I could go back to LaGrange. I don't give a rat's ass about some Polly.

Junior

Molly.

Matt

Junior. Shut up.

Junior

I'm sorry Kris.

Kris

Can I ride with you?

Junior

I was just about to ask if you wanted to drive.

Kris

You had to ask.

Junior

For God Sake's, I'll keep my hands on the wheel.

Kris

You will, or I'll break both of your arms.

Kris

Hey. Thanks for getting Dani to drop the charges against me.

Junior

Anytime. I'm full of good deeds. You just have to ask.

Matt

What about Dani?

Junior

We can only hope her dark master calls her back to hell.

Kris

How is everything?

Matt

Great thanks, I'll meet you at the car.

Junior

Here you go, keep the change.

Kris

Whats this?

Junior

A tip.

Kris

Five dollars is a tip this is something different.

Junior

Yeah payment for the grief and the three dinners my sister sent back.

Kris

I'll get the change.

Dani

What's she doing here?

Junior

Waiting tables. Trying to decide whether to spit or put a dead cockroach in your salad.

Kris

So, you didn't want to?

Junior

No, you didn't.