Kris quotes from Wildfire

Kris

Can I ride with you?

Junior

I was just about to ask if you wanted to drive.

Kris

You had to ask.

Junior

For God Sake's, I'll keep my hands on the wheel.

Kris

You will, or I'll break both of your arms.

Kris

Hey. Thanks for getting Dani to drop the charges against me.

Junior

Anytime. I'm full of good deeds. You just have to ask.

Kris

Mom? Mom wait! Mom I'm sorry. Matt took the ring. I should have believed you.

Does that mean you're coming with me?

Kris

I can't -- I just -- Are you mad?

Mad? No. I'm a little hurt, I guess.

Kris

How is everything?

Matt

Great thanks, I'll meet you at the car.

Junior

Here you go, keep the change.

Kris

Whats this?

Junior

A tip.

Kris

Five dollars is a tip this is something different.

Junior

Yeah payment for the grief and the three dinners my sister sent back.

Kris

I'll get the change.

Kris

So, you didn't want to?

Junior

No, you didn't.

Junior

What's the big deal? Go to a club. Spend some time together. Friends plus benefits.

Kris

I don't know.

Junior

One night of fun and romance. I guarantee you'll be back for more, and if not, no hard feelings.

Kris

Pick me up at 8:30.

Junior

So, back home to the wicked stepsisters?

Kris

Huh, not even.

Junior

Well just so you know, I put the claim in on Wildfire before we went out. Come on. Tell me I'm a great guy.

Kris

Yeah, you were a great guy...today.[Leans over and kisses him]

Matt

There's a chance it wasn't an accident.

Kris

Who would want to hurt Wildfire?

Matt

I have no idea. But it wouldn't be the first time a horse was poisoned at the track.

Junior

Come on, it's just dinner.

Kris

It's never just dinner.

Junior

That was a great kiss.

Kris

Yeah, it was.

Junior

You have a great right hook.

Kris

That's because men are dogs.

Junior

All men are dogs?

Kris

Well, different breeds, same goal.

Kris

So when are you giving Elvis back his car?

When he pries the keys from my cold, dead fingers...And believe me that won't be anytime soon.

Junior

[After laughing with Junior about trying their relationship again] We're really bad at this.

Kris

Yeah, We're better at this. [Grabs and kisses Junior]

Kris

I mean about Matt and you...

Junior

We're just friends. We've never kissed.