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Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego? · Season 1, Episode 15

Chief and Rockapella in “Unfinished Business”

Chief

And this is Kneemoi, Carmen Sandiego's out on bailey alien.

Rockapella

(singing) Kneemoi

Chief

Her last known whereabouts: the legends of ancient Greece. And speaking of the legends of ancient Greece, here's one of my faves: Greece and Troy fought a 10-year war. Just as the Greeks were about to lose, they came up with a plan. They built a huge wooden horse, left it outside Troy's city gate, and scooted. The Trojan assumed the horse was a token of surrender. They hauled it in and partied. When the party was over, 50 Greeks hiding inside the horse snuck out and opened the city gates. The Greek army stormed Troy and burned it to the ground. Fact or fiction? No one knows. But one thing's for sure, the Trojan horse is gone because today, Kneemoi tweaked the time-space continuum and time warped into ancient Troy. She said hi to the horse, gave him the eye, then used her Roddenberrian resources to zap him out of there. Gumshoes, you've got to solve...

Rockapella

(singing) Woo

Chief

...HAPPY HAPPY TROY TROY or...

Rockapella

(singing) Woo

Chief

...THEY'RE SMARTA IN SPARTA!

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