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Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego? · Season 1, Episode 15

Chief, Eartha and others in “Unfinished Business”

Chief

Gumshoes, Carmen Sandiego's pack of pernicious pirates have struck again. This time, they pinched the Peruvian city of Machu Picchu. Hidden high in the Andes Mountains, the Machu Picchu ruins is one of the world's greatest archaeological treasures. Built by the Incas in the 1400s, it is often called The Lost City because it was abandoned and not rediscovered until this century. Why was it abandoned? No one knows. But now, The Lost City of the Incas is really lost. Eartha Brute, driving her customized Brute Haul Truck, four-wheeled up the Andes, packed up the Peruvian city, and drove it away. Your mission, gumshoes: unearth Eartha, return the missing Machu Picchu, and then capture Carmen Sandiego.

Eartha

Hey, Carmen, those Acme guys are closing in. Where should I stash Michi Pichi?

Carmen

That's Machu Picchu, Eartha. Take it to a country where everyone celebrates the new year and their birthday on a holiday called Tet.

Eartha

Yeah, but Moochoo Poochoo is pretty big. Where am I gonna hide it?

Carmen

Earth to Eartha. It's Machu Picchu. Take it to Hanoi. It's the oldest capital in Southeast Asia. You can hide it in one of the city's 12 beautiful lakes.

Earth

Are those lakes deep enough to hide Mongo Pongo?

Carmen

MACHU PICCHU, BRUTEBRAIN, MACHU PICCHU! NOW GET OFF THE PHONE AND GO!

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