Chief and Greg in “Unfinished Business”

Greg?

Yeah, Chief?

Greg, in my office. It's this fax.

Oh. Just a second. I gotta go help her. I'll be right back. (to the audience, quietly) She needs me. (enters the office, where the fax is on the fritz) What's the matter?

You see? I can't get it to work. It's--

(smacks the machine, and the note comes out of it) Gotta smack it in the right place.

All right. Read it to me.

Uh, well, you know, it just-- It just kinda says what it says.

Well, it's gotta be something. Read it!

Okay. (reads note) "Dear Chief, you are a chump. You and your Glum-Shoes still haven't found me or Top Grunge. Catch me if you can. Regards to ACME Slime Net. Signed, Carmen Sandiego", and then, it-- It goes on from there.

Goes on.

Yeah.

What else does it say?

Uh, it says (reads the last part of the note) "P.S.: Nanny-nanny... Poo-poo."

"Nanny-nanny poo-poo"?!

Yeah. I'm sorry, (points to the note) it's right there. It's right there.

"Nanny-nanny poo-poo"?

Yeah.

(laughs) That does it! Detectives-- (looks at Greg, who looks at her)

Yeah. Sorry.

The Gumshoe who puts Carmen Sandiego behind bars will get a free trip anywhere in the lower 48 states! (applause) I've had it. (sarcastically) "Nanny-nanny poo-poo".

You know, Chief, I tell ya, I would never think of you as a chump. I mean you may have some chumpish qualities from time to time, but basically--

Go away.

Chump. Uh, check! (exits the office)