[The screen is black]
Yo! Wakey-wakey! [Panda's eyes open to a man in the middle of a mist] Hey, Hey. Hey, man. You okay?
Wha... Where... [scrolls his eyes around] What...? Have people told you that you look like T-Pain?
Yeah, man, all the time - probably because I am T-Pain.
[gasps in surprise] What? No way! [sits up] Oh, man, Mr. Pain, I am such a huge fan!
[laughs] Hey, man, be cool, be cool. Please, man, call me "T."
[chuckles] Okay, T. [looks around] Um, T, am I in heaven?
Nah, bro. [The mist clears as he laughs to reveal the living space of a tour bus] You're on my tour bus, dude!
Oh. [they both get up] Wait, isn't the concert in the other direction?
[takes out a remote control] Yeah, but I forgot my phone, so we were, like, headed back to my house to pick it up until the tour bus stopped right in front of you. [turns on the CCTV footage of Panda screaming; when the tour bus stops, he faints] And that's when you fainted.
[in disbelief] Ugh, this is the worst day of my life.
Nah, man, [nudges Panda] it's cool. Come on, let me give you a tour of the place. [they proceed inside]
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