Happy birthday, Pink Poopy Perky Pumpkin.
You know what would be a great gift? For you to never say that again!
What's that, poopy?
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Oh man, I hate community service day! Maybe I'll stand out all night in the parking lot with a pen in my hand.
Maybe I'll sleep in my locker.
Guys, what is community service day?
Okay, tomorrow morning there is going to be a list on this board: 400 jobs, for 400 kids.
Out of those, maybe 10 won't totally stink.
HLHay Lin
And the last kids to sign up get the most gag-a-riffic ones.
It can't be that bad...
Oh yeah? Try monkey bar scraper at the zoo!
[A flashback of Cornelia's community service takes place]
Ok. You had it easy. I was a sewer ladder painter!
[A flashback of Irma's community service takes place]
Ok, got it! Get here early.
Mom says you've gotta play "Wobbly Wobbly Walrus" with me!
Beat it, shrimp. I'm going to bed early, and if you do anything to ruin my sleep, I will personally dropkick you into the wolf pit at the zoo!
You're mean!
I'm not mean, wolves are mean! GO!
HLHay Lin
You're in a grumpy mood.
You would be too if your mom was making goo-goo eyes at your history teacher.
HLHay Lin
Yeah? Go Will's mom!
[annoyed look]
HLHay Lin
[teasingly] I hear teenagers come here to make out. Suppose your mom will come here with Collins?
My life is over.
[Referring to a portal] Woah! Do you know what David Copperfield would pay for this?
Something's coming through.
Water! [Irma summons a swirl of water]
Fire! [Taranee summons a fireball]
HLHay Lin
Air! [Hay Lin holds a metal pipe]
Earth! [Cornelia levitates two rocks from the ground]
[The Guardians believe Professor Collins is "The Beast" and have switched to Guardian form]
You weren't expecting that! [She fires water at Collins]
Have a seat. [She releases Earth energy which rolls the ground]
[Hay Lin summons a whirlwind which lifts Collins up and Taranee flies up, holds on to Collins, spins him around and he crashes to the ground]
Let's see what you look like with green skin and a tail. [She holds up the Heart of Kandrakar towards Collins but he doesn't turn into "The Beast", he becomes unconsciousness, as a result. Hay Lin struggles to pull his face off]
HLHay Lin
Ughh! This is really glued on tight!
[Taranee picks up a book that Collins was holding]
What is it, Being Evil For Dummies?
It's information about the Sheffield PTA.
Phobos has joined the PTA?!
I don't think so, but my mom did.
I think the phrase you're all searching for is "You were right, Caleb".
[After Taranee has suggested they transform and fly Collins to his house] Hey! You're only supposed to transform for emergencies.
Well, what do you call pushing a wet, unconscious man up a hill in a wheelbarrow at midnight?!
[After getting Collins to his house] If anyone tells Caleb he was right about this, she is out of the group!
What's that on your cheek?
The Big Dipper- don't ask.
[in Phobos' library] You'd think a guy who'd read all these books would be teaching evil by now.
[Referring to Cornelia's unthreaded sweater in the Labyrinth, which was used as a trail] What do you think is on the other end of this?
My guess? A very unhappy Cornelia.
Um, why did you all the way here from Earth to Meridian in your human form?
HLHay Lin
Well, believe it or not, we were looking for a history book.
Hm, let me refill your drinks [She walks away]
HLHay Lin
[Eating] Why isn't anyone else eating?
Uh, Hay Lin, I think this may be all the food they had.
Kind of puts a lost essay into perspective.
[The Trill returns]
When Phobos took the throne, a light went out over this land, our men jailed,our crops stolen, we have no security, nothing for ourselves but our dreams. I hear things working in the castle. I hear that Phobos has a sister on the other side.
[Gasps]
IHIrma, Hay Lin
What?!
A sister?!
The true heir to the throne. They say she does not know her true identity or even that she was not born on Earth.
[Will is caught by The Tracker's flail and is being pulled down]
Water! [Irma shoots a stream of water and Hay Lin shoots a gust of air at The Tracker]
[Cornelia flies to the ground and touches the ground with her hand which makes the earth rumble and a tree to rise and trap The Tracker. Caleb catches the flail to fight The Tracker's dog, Cornelia screams and sends a beam of Earth energy which makes a branch from the tree trap the dog]
[She claps] Nice work! Need a lift to the next portal?
No, thanks. I'll walk.
I think Matt likes me!
What makes you think that?
He's not looking at me!
Weren't we supposed to get that new student from Switzerland today?
Maybe she's here and we didn't notice.
[A beautiful red haired, green eyed girl enters the canteen]
No...my guess is, that's her.
[Martin who is sitting at the table runs over to the new girl]
HLHay Lin
[To Irma] Good news, I think he's over you.
[Irma looks angry]
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