Video on Trial Season 1 quotes

Twenty bucks says ten years from now, Britney Spears is trying to sleep with her kids' friends. She's fifty pounds overweight and she's going, "YOU WANNA PIECE OF ME?!" (on "Piece of Me" by Britney Spears)

I wonder if the story is, like, one of those lost in translation things... It makes sense in Swedish, but in English, it's a little like when you're going around Ikea and you're like, "Oh, I want to have this chair, but its name is 'Svinlodenlinlin.'" (on "Tick Tick Boom" by The Hives)

Ah, little Heidi, are you all tired from memorizing the lines for your reality show? (on Higher by Heidi Montag)

He says he's always there. He is always there. Coming over the same hill. (on "I'm Always Here" by Jimi Jamison)

Sexiest bitch in this video, right there. That 70-year old woman and her dog. (on "We Like to Party" by Vengaboys)

This funeral is being preceeded over by Gandalf! The wise! (on "Stop and Stare" by OneRepublic)

I just realized if Timbaland married Justin, he would be Timbaland Timberlake! (on "4 Minutes" by Madonna featuring Justin Timberlake and Timbaland)

So when the song ends, the girl starts clapping like; "I guess it wasn't totally crap". (On "Here (In Your Arms)" by Hellogoodbye)

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Let me guess, this is the parking lot of Robin's condo isn't it? (on "Stupid Shit" by Girlicious)

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Someone clearly did not get hugs when they were kids. (on "Psychosocial" by Slipknot)

Who's Kevin Rudolf? (on "Let It Rock" by Kevin Rudolf feat Lil Wayne)

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Having blue hair was a bad idea (on " Keeps Gettin' Better" by Christina Aguilera)

You can just tell Beyonce passed on this one. 'Give it to Slango or whatever the hell my sister's name is.' (on "Sandcastle Disco" by Solange Knowles)

She dresses like what our grandparents thought hookers in the future would dress like. (on "Poker Face" by Lady Gaga)

Dude, I've been worried sick! (on "We Made You" by Eminem)