Video on Trial Season 1 quotes

Aw yes, my beauty pageant days, what was my special talent? taking a proud dump in front of everybody on center stage, my gift is my curse what can I say? (on "Heart Heart Heartbreak" by Boys Like Girls)

Itching powder? does that even exist? (on "Heart Heart Heartbreak" by Boys Like Girls)

You know?, I feel when you desired to win a beauty contest is really out of control when we graduate from harmless pranks to murder! (on "Heart Heart Heartbreak" by Boys Like Girls)

Debra DiGiovanni

Now I will tell you off the top, that is not how you spell champagne. I am pretty sure there's a 'g' in it. (on "Shampain" by Marina and the Diamonds)

Now this how you throw a bar mitzvah. Man, my bar mitzvah was the worst. Everyone was just yelling at me, like, "You didn't learn the Scriptures! Why are you wearing a Pittsburgh Penguins jersey? You're 25! You aren't even Jewish!", and I was like, "Just give me your money and presents already." (on "I Can't Dance" by Dirt Nasty featuring LMFAO)

Oh, this is good to know. So now, if you're ever attacked by unicorns...which don't exist...just shoot them with rainbows...which isn't possible. (on "Blow" by Kesha)

This is damn double-standard bullshit at its best. If this was the guy pushing the girl out of the car because she had a head wound, never be aired! But if it's the girl pushing the guy out, totally fine! (on "Rill Rill" by Sleigh Bells)

This video makes me want to take away my own women's right to vote. (on "Big Banana" by Havana Brown)

I can just imagine the meeting Havana has with the record producers. They were probably like; "Okay, Havana what do you want to do a song about today? (Dumb voice) Banana... (Normal voice) Just bananas? (Dumb voice) Actually, big bananas. (on "Big Banana" by Havana Brown)