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Veronica Mars · Season 2

Dean and Veronica in “The Rapes of Graff”

DDean

Okay, so we're gonna play a game called "Two Truths and a Lie." Does everyone have a buddy? [Veronica raises her hand] All alone?

It's all right. I prefer it.

DDean

Lie. See, that's how the game works. [to group] You have to tell your partner two facts and one lie and they have to guess which one is the lie, all right? [to Veronica] Okay, so go ahead.

Okay, I'm Veronica. I'm from Neptune. And I once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

DDean

Oh, how'd that go?

It was a bit of a letdown.

DDean

Hmm. Well, uh, I don't believe that you're from Neptune.

Wrong. Is that the end?

DDean

Um, okay. Well, my name is Dean, I'm from Wheaton, Illinois. My father owns a Ford dealership, and I also shot a man in Reno, but it wasn't to watch him die, it was for, other issues.

Your father doesn't sell Fords.

DDean

That's right, Toyotas. How did you know?

It's all in the eyes.

DDean

All right, well, I guess I'll have to watch out for you next year.

Oh, I won't be attending.

DDean

All right, enough lies.

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