Paul and Heidi in “The Quick and the Wed”

Where have you been?

We have a whole lifetime for stories. Let's do this thing. [to priest] Lay it on me, preacher man.

Uh, I demand to know what you've been up to.

I didn't ask you what you were doing for your bachelor party. And after finding whipped cream in your underwear, I think I was entitled.

You were entitled? You - the one who sexed up every wannabe rock star in southern California? You know, if I wanted to marry Tawny Kitaen, I would have gotten a nipple pierced.

How can you say that to me? Like I would ever sex up a drummer. Lead singer, yes. Maybe the occasional guitar player...