Veronica Mars quotes
413 total quotesDuncan: Great game the other night man. Eighteen points, eight assists.
Wallace: On the streets we call those dimes.
Veronica: Streets? You live on the corner of Pleasant Valley and Marigold.
Wallace: On the streets we call those dimes.
Veronica: Streets? You live on the corner of Pleasant Valley and Marigold.
Duncan: Last spring... before we broke up...
Veronica: Okay, stop, I was shown a diagram once. I know how it works. But you knew, and you didn't tell me?
Duncan: This has nothing to do with us.
Veronica: Oh, no. Nothing? Your secret illegitimate child gestating in the womb of your comatose ex-girlfriend affects neither you nor me.
Veronica: Okay, stop, I was shown a diagram once. I know how it works. But you knew, and you didn't tell me?
Duncan: This has nothing to do with us.
Veronica: Oh, no. Nothing? Your secret illegitimate child gestating in the womb of your comatose ex-girlfriend affects neither you nor me.
Duncan: Oh, my God. They called the cops.
Veronica: They called my dad.
Lilly: This is like, the best dance EVER.
Veronica: They called my dad.
Lilly: This is like, the best dance EVER.
Duncan: So, anyone read the paper today? Garfield - I mean, will he ever learn? Oh yeah, and there was this other thing: I guess Abel Koontz didn't kill Lilly. Let's open the floor for discussion on that one.
Duncan: Thanks, Dad. You know, I polled the rest of the soccer team. None of them want to see my junk.
Jake: Well, now you're covered.
Jake: Well, now you're covered.
Duncan: Veronica, it's not your fault.
Veronica: I'm afraid that line only works in Good Will Hunting.
Veronica: I'm afraid that line only works in Good Will Hunting.
Gabe: So you think the killer's a guitar player? That is brilliant. I think gutair players are too busy nailing women to be strangling them.
Lamb: Even the wannabes and losers living in Neptune who don't realize that if they haven't made it by the time they're thirty it's because they're not going to. They're too busy?
Lamb: Even the wannabes and losers living in Neptune who don't realize that if they haven't made it by the time they're thirty it's because they're not going to. They're too busy?
Gory: If you have proof that I'm involved in some way, maybe you should get a lawyer. If you don't, maybe you should just stay and have a drink.
Veronica: Yeah. I'm definitely gonna need a drink. Perhaps twelve. I don't know, how many does it usually take for a girl to find you not gross?
Veronica: Yeah. I'm definitely gonna need a drink. Perhaps twelve. I don't know, how many does it usually take for a girl to find you not gross?
Jackie: Look, I haven't dated a guy in high school since the eighth grade.
Wallace: I'm an old soul. Seriously, these eyes have seen things. Did I mention I'm a nice guy?
Jackie: Ah, "nice." The great panty dropper.
Wallace: Okay, I'm not that nice.
Jackie: Oh, yes you are.
Wallace: How do you know?
Jackie: Because I haven't tried to make out with you yet.
Wallace: I'm an old soul. Seriously, these eyes have seen things. Did I mention I'm a nice guy?
Jackie: Ah, "nice." The great panty dropper.
Wallace: Okay, I'm not that nice.
Jackie: Oh, yes you are.
Wallace: How do you know?
Jackie: Because I haven't tried to make out with you yet.
Jackie: You can ride with me if you want. I realize it's no bus filled with rowdy towel-snapping jocks, but it'll smell better.
Veronica: I don't know. Um... do you have room for my giant foam finger?
Jackie: I do, and I can even drop you off around the block if you're worried about being seen together.
Veronica: Yes. Please, by all means, protect my reputation.
Veronica: I don't know. Um... do you have room for my giant foam finger?
Jackie: I do, and I can even drop you off around the block if you're worried about being seen together.
Veronica: Yes. Please, by all means, protect my reputation.
Jackie: [clears throat] when you guys are done breaking up can I get a macchiatto?
Veronica: I'm actually just the hostess, but I ca-
Jackie: Look! I don't care if you're the house magician, can you just make me a macchiatto?
Veronica: [waves hands as a magician would do] You're a macchiatto.
Veronica: I'm actually just the hostess, but I ca-
Jackie: Look! I don't care if you're the house magician, can you just make me a macchiatto?
Veronica: [waves hands as a magician would do] You're a macchiatto.
Jackson:I hear you do detective stuff for people.
Veronica: I do favors for friends.
Jackson: I can pay.
Veronica: Sit down, friend.
Veronica: I do favors for friends.
Jackson: I can pay.
Veronica: Sit down, friend.
Jane: Veronica!
Veronica: Hey, party girl.
Jane: I need your help.
Veronica: Let me guess: the "Pin the Penis on the Fireman" game ended in tears?
Veronica: Hey, party girl.
Jane: I need your help.
Veronica: Let me guess: the "Pin the Penis on the Fireman" game ended in tears?