[As Jimmy and Jerry Gourd are on the countertop, disguised as Bob and Larry.]
Now, we got a letter today, from a kid named, uh... Jimmy, who lives in a place near... Texas somewhere.
Yeah, Texas!
This kid, uh, Jimmy, says that he knows this other kid named, uh...
Jerry!
Yeah, sure! Jerry! This other kid named Jerry! Now, Jimmy says that this kid, Jerry, is soooo selfish, one of the most selfish kids in the whole world, so selfish, it just makes you sick!
No. No, he's not.
Who's not?
Jerry. He's not selfish, he's nice.
No! He's selfish! Remember? The letter?
Uh, no! Jimmy said that Jerry was nice, and that other kid... Hubert was selfish!
Hubert?
Yeah. Hubert.
Who's gonna name their kid Hubert? Look, Jerry- er, Larry! In the letter we got today from that kid Jimmy who lives near Texas somewhere, it said that his friend Jerry was selfish! That's what it said, remember?
[angrily; his Larry costume falls off] You want a piece of me?!
Hey! Whoa! Oh, man! You're the one who said Jerry! I was gonna--
[offscreen] Hey! What's going on here?!
[Jerry puts Larry costume back on upside down. Bob and Larry enter the countertop.]
Yeah! What are you guys doing?!
Uh, hi there! I'm Bob the Tomato!
And I'm not selfish!
[hops to Jimmy and Jerry] You're not Bob the Tomato, I'm Bob the Tomato! Jimmy? Jerry? Is that you? What in the world are you guys doing?
Oh, man! We were just trying to help you guys out.
Yeah, help.
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