[The Veggie kids watch intently as a TV commercial plays]
[dressed as Santa Claus] Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas! Hey kids, do you have the "don't know what I want for Christmas" blues? If I know my toys, and you know I do, than I know just what you're looking for. You want a toy that's fun. You want a toy that's cute. Most importantly, you want a toy with a fully-functioning buzzsaw in his right hand. That's right, you want Buzz-Saw Louie!
[camera shows the toy and demonstrates the buzzsaw]
Cool, huh? But wait, there's more! Buzz-Saw Louie also knows the true meaning of Christmas. All you have to do is push his nose and... [presses the Louie's nose]
Christmas is when you get stuff! You need more toys!
Getting your own doll is easy. Just have your parents place an order, and one of our trained penguins will deliver it right to your door.
Delivery not available to Pugslyville due to the collapse of the Pugslyville Bridge.
So take it from me, Mr. Nezzer... I mean, Santa Claus and his little elf helper.
[wearing pointed ears and hat] Look at me, I'm an elf!
You just won't be happy until you have Buzz-Saw Louie, the only toy with a working buzzsaw and the true meaning of Christmas.
Billy has more toys than you.
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