VeggieTales quotes

Seymour, remember how you promised I could take the rocket car for a ride sometime?

Uh, yeah?

It's time!

Bob

Hi, kids, and welcome to VeggieTales. I'm Bob the Tomato.

Larry

And I'm Larry the Cucumber.

Bob

And we're here to answer your questions.

Larry

Yep.

Bob

Now this week we got a letter from Pete McGuinness in New Castle, Indiana.

Larry

Hey, Pete.

Bob

Pete writes: "Dear Bob and Larry, I'm depressed. All my friends are in Mrs. Peterson's class, but I got stuck in Mr. Schubert's class. If God loves me, why do bad things happen? Your friend, Pete." Wow, that's a tricky one!

Larry

Sure is.

Bob

Well, Pete, I know a Bible story that I think could help you a lot.

Larry

Uh, Bob?

Bob

Yeah?

Larry

I thought we were gonna do a Western this time.

Bob

A what?

Larry

A Western! You know, with cowboys and tumbleweeds and little dogies... you promised me we could right before I went to cowboy camp!

Bob

[chuckles nervously] I think what Pete needs here is a Bible story. Larry...

Larry

You promised, Bob.

Bob

"Promise?" Did I really say... "promise?"

Larry

[annoyed] Yes, you did, Bob.

Bob

I really think we need to do a Bible story.

Larry

A Western, Bob!

Bob

A Bible story!

Larry

[angrily] A WESTERN, BOB!

Bob

[gasps, then realizes the kids are still watching them] Can we have a second?

Bob

[clears throat] Well, after a bit of discussion, Larry and I have decided that what you really need, Pete, is a Western...Bible story.

Larry

That's right.

Bob

So, without further ado...

Larry

"The Ballad of Little Joe!"

Okay. No, I still don't see anything.

Well then, how about... NOW!?!

[gets pushed, and falls into the mineshaft] WHOOOOOOOOOOA!!!!

Hey! Desperados! You better come to your senses! [muffling]

Happy trails, dreamer! [all the peas laughing]

[mumbling in his sleep] Oh, I'm bad. No! Get away!

[wakes up] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

And that's when I woke up screaming! What does my dream mean, Joe?

And mine, too! What do they mean?

Well, there's good news and some bad news. [to Baker] You're going back to work today! [to Blacksmith] But you're being sent up the river. [to Baker] Congratulations! [to Blacksmith] So sorry.

Ah, anyone here? Oh, yes, dear Baker. I have wonderful news! The Mayor has given you a full pardon. He wants you to resume your duties immediately!

And I'm extending an invitation to you, Mr. Blacksmith to join my chain gang up the river! [he laughs an evil laugh and Blacksmith gets terrified, then all exits the scene]

Ah, as I believe we can all see here, the town's reserves are down a good 25% due to fact our bank is robbed, every other week.

Hey! [gets hit by a dodgeball]

Uh, pizza roll?

[mumbling in sleep, wakes up] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! It was horrible! Just horrible! And it was so real, like it was really happening!

Oh, that's sounds dreadful! At any rate, as I was saying about our bank-

But what can it mean?! Is there anyone in Dodgeball City who can interpret dreams?!

Begging the Mayor's pardon, but I know someone who might- [everyone looks at him] -be able to, uh, help.

Hmm?

[sings] Seven cows sat on a hill, so big and fat. I got my grill. I was thinking about a BBQ. Then seven scrawny ones came along and GULP..The big fat cows were gone.

You did it, Little Joe. He saved the town!

Yeah...

Is that one supposed to be me? Because I'm not that fat.

Mr. Nezzer

Its a bug! A big bug!

Do I look like a bug to you?

Mr. Nezzer

[after looking at the clock] Yep, I'm just going to stay awake. I'm not tired at all. I'm just going to stay wiiidddee....[snores]

[suddenly runs in the church, almost out of breath] Somebody! Anybody! The factory! The chickens! IT'S ALL GONNA BLOW!

Mr. Nezzer

What?

We tried to turn off the chickens, but they're too hot. I got out okay, but Cavis is inside! He's trapped!

Someone, call the police!

Call the fire department!

Mr. Nezzer

Here we go! 10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2... Hit it!

AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!

Mr. Nezzer

Whew! We made it!