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S1 E15

Veep · Season 1, Episode 15

Selina and Congresswoman Nickerson in “Unfinished Business”

If you think you're getting those worthless toy boats by now, I'm gonna shut down those factories faster than you can bedazzle a fucking sweatshirt.

CNCongresswoman Nickerson

Let's cut the shit, Selina.

Oh, here it is.

CNCongresswoman Nickerson

All roads go through Colorado, and the toll just went up.

You're playing a very dangerous game of chicken with the head fucking hen, cause if I don't win the White House, O'Brien is going to sink your stupid little boats. Then you're going to look like a hair-sprayed asshole in your 1980's-mother-of-the-bride dress. And if I do win, I will have my administration come to your shitty little district and shake it to death like a Guatemalan nanny. Then, I will have the IRS crawl so far up your husband's colon, he's gonna wish the only thing they find is more cancer.

CNCongresswoman Nickerson

Good God.

Selina; So, can I count on your vote, or do I need to shove up a box of White House M&M's up your stretched up, six-baby-vag?

CNCongresswoman Nickerson

[gulps] You can count on my vote.

I think I want to hear an 'Okey dokey, Annie Oakley'.

CNCongresswoman Nickerson

Okey dokey, Annie Oakley.

Oh, super duper, Trooper. Now get the fuck out of here, congresswoman.

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