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Veep · Season 1, Episode 15

Ben and Bill Ericsson in “Unfinished Business”

There's only one person who I'd be more surprised to see today in the Roosevelt Room, and that's Teddy fucking Roosevelt.

I'm just trying to help the President.

And she appreciates that, but the US Attorney for the District of Columbia is prepared to indict you. You're as welcome here as a swastika-shaped shit in a synagogue.

Of course.

I've spoken to the president, and she's willing to consider a full pardon, if you surrender quietly. No media. Just don't want to dominate the news cycle.

Can I just say one thing?

Yes, goodbye.

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