I want you to be my acting chief of staff.
What?
Yeah. I need all your experience, buddy.
Don't ask me that.
But I am asking you that.
It just destroyed me. I mean, I was bulimic the whole first year and I didn't even lose any weight from it.
No, you weren't. None of that is true. What are you even talking about? You told me you'd midwife me through this campaign. Do you remember that?
Yeah.
So guess what? I'm ten centimeters dilated. I'm fully effaced. I mean, this presidency is crowning! I need you! [pause] Ben, I swear to sweet Jesus Christ: if you don't do this, I'm gonna bring back Prohibition.
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