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Veep · Season 1, Episode 15

Ted and Selina in “Unfinished Business”

TTed

Hey, you know what? Thanks for returning my call. The message was, "Please don't fucking call me again." So why don't you just take your beak and shove it up some corpse's ass, okay, you vulture motherfucker?

Selina

Was that a journalist?

TTed

Yes.

Selina

Oh, God! What are you doing, Ted? You can't tell him to fuck his mother!

TTed

Her mother, actually.

Selina

What the hell.

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