TV show quotes
[Lum is upset that Ataru wants to meet up with another girl.]
Oh, no, no, no! Please don't go!
You can't change my mind! My will is like iron - ironclad!
Why... why is that, when I love you so much? Do you hate me?
No, I love you.
Then, how come... ?
You don't understand, do you? I love you, Lum, and I love Shinobu, Sakura, Oyuki, and I love Kintaro's teacher... in other words, I love you all!
This is so romantic.
[to himself] Boy, what a mess I'm in!
We've been through so much, but at last we're going to be properly married.
[to himself] I want to see Elle! Somehow I must escape from this trap!
I can almost hear the footsteps of happiness!
[to himself] I can almost hear the footsteps of doom!
Somehow I have this feeling that we're not on the same wavelength.
Huh? Must be your imagination.
You're a simpleton whose reasoning abilities are totally primitive!
He's not only primitive, but clumsy, satyric, flirtatious, and to top it off, a moron and a total pervert.
Geez, what a bunch of little brats!
[conducting her class on a tour of "famous places" in Tokyo] Over there is the famous telephone pole! Here's a garbage can, sometimes called a plastic garbage can! Pretty neat, isn't it?
This is what you call a famous place?!
Teacher, please don't embarrass me!
What's the matter, Kintaro?
Just 'cause we're kids, don't think we don't know better! At the very least, take us to Tokyo Tower or Nijubashi! Or if not that, how about taking us to an anime studio?
oft-repeated line: Oh, I never should have had him!
to Ataru: You are the personification of the word "stupid"!
ORE WA ONNA DA!!!! ("I AM A WOMAN!!!!")
Oh, that's terrible...
If you do not apologize...I shall be angry.
Would you like some sherbert while you bathe?
So am I sarcastic, the stingiest person you know, or a cold-blooded businesswoman which is it...I am none of those, but that's quite alright with me.
Move it! Outta my way!
Hey Ran. It's a call from your '"treacherous snake".
Ran-chan shiawase! (Lil' Ran's so happy!)
Just shut up about omens and evil! We're not going anywhere!
[hugs Ataru] That's right! The only place we should be going is to bed! What do you say, darling?
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