DDappya
Sentō kaishi mashou! (Let the battle begin!)
All S1
S1Black Hole Love Triangle / It's a Lovesick Little Demon!
S1Pitter Patter Christmas Eve
Oja Korokke!! (Yo old man, croquettes!!)
PPerm
(H-h-hey, she really did it!)
M-m-mana... (Y-y-yeah...)
KKakugari
Sh-shikashi... (B-but...)
CChibi
(Gee, her electric shock, it's truly shocking!)
S1Hawaiian Swimsuit Thief / Full Course from Hell
SSakura
Remonsukasshu... (One Lemon Squash...) hmm?
MMen
Ha-hai, remonsukasshu! Nani ka hoka ni wa? (Y-yes, one Lemon Squash! Anything else?)
WWaiter
(Please feel free to order anything!)
MMan
(How about a back rub?)
SSakura
(You look pale, Uncle. Are you OK?)
Uh, uh-uh... Sore da meiga! (This is fate!)
(I have no idea what's going on, but such is fate.) [struck by the thrown octopus] D'oh!
S1The Great Spring War / The Benten Gang's Return Match
Samui! (Chilly!)
S1Oh! Lone Teacher! / Terrifying Visiting Day
KKuribayashi
Kyō kara, anata wa keshigomuda! (Starting today, you're an eraser!)
Nade?! (Why?!)
KKuribayashi
Kyō kara, anata wa moppuda! (Starting today, you're a mop!)
Naze?! (But why?!)
KKuribayashi
Kyō kara, anata wa battoda! (Starting today, you're a bat!)
Dadoshdi..?! (Why..?!)
S1The Duel! Ataru vs. Ataru / Wake Up to a Nightmare
Oh, nan doyu (What have you)—AAAHHHHH!!!
Ahh, (now I can breathe for a moment!)
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