Ne, ne, ne...Juusho to denwa bangou wa?! (Hey, hey, hey...What's your address and phone number?!)
All S1
repeated line: WAAA! KURAI YO! SEMAI YO! KOWAI YO!!! ("Waaa! It's cramped! It's dark! I'm scared!!!")
repeated line: OTOKO NAN TE! ("Men be damned!")
You flirtatious scum!
from the BBC dub "Lum the Invader Girl": I must go to my sweet Ataru! He needs me! He loves me! Even though I know Lum will be with him, I can't keep away from my beloved, my precious. Although, if he's shagged her... I'LL KILL HIM!
also from "Lum the Invader Girl"; Shinobu's reaction to Lum's claim that she is pregnant with Ataru's child: You've got... a bun in your oven???
Lum, you'd be better off if you dumped that idiot!
It's obvious that Lum is too good for you! (Episode 2)
What's that look on yer face? Is that how you look at folks coming all the way from beyond the galaxy?! (Episode 2)
You disgusting slimeball!
repeated line: Boku ii ko! ("I'm a good boy!")
Y... your face, my friend... it's hopelessly horrible!!!
Praise Buddha, praise Buddha. In the name of Jesus Christ, praise Buddha.
Haratama! Kiyotama! (Excorsize! Purify!)
NNewscaster
Only one day remains in the game of tag between Ataru and Lum, a game upon which the future of the Earth depends. Complaints are coming in from all over about Ataru's hopeless performance.
BBusinessman
You see, surely, it's all Ataru's fault! He is responsible for all this!
BPBaseball Player
I'm worried that if Ataru loses and the aliens take over, I won't be able to play baseball anymore!
MPMegane, Perm, Chibi
Ataru! Pay us back before you get killed!
NNewscaster
Furthermore, we're getting numerous comments saying that if Ataru loses tomorrow, he and his family should be executed, and we've received word that people in their neighborhood are preparing to lynch them.
MMr. Moroboshi
Dear!
MMrs. Moroboshi
I never should have had him!
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